Summer School

Whenever someone finds out I work for a school district they invariably ask me if I have the summer off; people just naturally think that anyone who works in a school has a nice long lazy summer. But anyone who has darkened the door of a school building in July or August will find out that it is abuzz with activity.

While most people are kicking back and enjoying the slower pace, school techs are in a frenzy of upgrading, deploying and planning for the year ahead. If you are lucky enough to work for a district that is not undergoing some sort of construction project, life is good.  If you are like me, and working through the fourth year of a 92 million dollar construction project, life can get pretty crazy. Nothing adds interest to a network administrator’s job quite like asbestos abatement in your primary data facility. Or having a backhoe slice through the main fiber feed that services every building in the district…that’s fun. And there’s nothing like checking your email in the evening to discover that an entire data rack (the one housing the phone system) has lost power because an electrician hit the wrong breaker before leaving for the night. During construction every day is an adventure.

Compared to the corporate sector I suppose we are pretty lucky to get such a big chunk of time to work our magic. The down side to this, of course, is that the staff always returns in the fall refreshed and full of demands, while the tech staff has just emerged from eight weeks of exhausting work. If we seem little cranky try to remember that not everyone gets the summer off.

Buried Treasure

Last night, while looking for something else entirely, I discovered a box in my sewing room marked DRESSES.  I couldn’t imagine what it could be since all of my clothing storage consists of summer or winter, and the off season stuff is always stowed under my bed.  Mystified, I opened the box to discover some gorgeous old dresses that had belonged to my grandmother, mother and aunts. I have no recollection of stowing them there and thought they had been thrown away, so I was very happy to see them.

Like my relatives, these gowns had been quite fabulous in their day.  The first gown I pulled out was worn by my grandmother Alice to her daughter Sally’s wedding.  It is a pale aqua blue peau de soie gown with pleating under the bust, a sequined neckline and spaghetti straps.  I remember seeing photos of her in that dress with her hair done up, opera length gloves and a mink stole.  She was married to one of the most prominent area surgeons of the day, and totally dressed the part.

The next dress was an off-the-shoulder silk taffeta tea length dress in a color resembling cafe au lait.  Like many of the fancier dresses of the day it had a wide band of beading around the neck and the waistline looked ridiculously small.  My mother told me once that the fashion was to put your belt around your head, mark the location of the buckle and use that measurement for your ideal waist size.  Apparently societal body issues began way before Twiggy.

Under the taffeta was a dramatic dress the color of eggplant which would have been called aubergine back then.  I think this dress belonged to my aunt Sally.  It is a strapless silk with an asymmetrical top band (beaded, of course) and a dramatic scarf arrangement attached to it.  It had several pieces of twill tape sewn to the back of it because it had a small train, and I remember using this dress in my dressmaking days to work on my bustling technique.

In the bottom of the box were various fashion accoutrements of the day; a pink french net petticoat, a tulle sash and a few pairs of kid gloves, all impossibly small.  It was fun to look at these reminders of a more genteel era, and it brought back a lot of the stories I had heard as a young person about dances and parties at the Albany Country Club which my grandparents belonged to.  I guess they would be called “vintage” now!

A Nice Place to Visit, But I Wouldn’t Want to Live There

There’s nothing quite like coming home after a long trip. Being an unrepentant homebody, I don’t travel well and vacations are often more stressful than fun. You can imagine how happy I was to land in Smallbany.

One notable thing about the Seattle-Tacoma area is the traffic! I have done my share of complaining about Albany rush hour, but after spending a week on the left coast Albany traffic is a day at the beach. They have all kinds of devices out there to control their crazy commute and their television traffic reports include such oddities as minutes extra between exits. All the freeways have a carpool lane which means you must have two or more people in the car in order to use it. There is an exception; if you buy a special sensor you can use the carpool lane with one person, but the rate is metered depending on how heavy the traffic is. This rate can be anywhere from fifty cents to $35.00! I saw it as high as $15.50 on the day we took the bus to Seattle.

There are also metered ramps during rush hour. This means that at certain times of the day you cannot simply get on the freeway; there is a traffic light on the ramp and one can only merge on a green. I have seen metered ramps in Denver where they also have major amounts of traffic. I’m glad Albany traffic is not this bad yet, although if they don’t start paying attention it’s going to get this way.

The next time I complain about Albany’s rush hour someone kick me. Hard.

Garden Glory

May is a great time to be in the Pacific Northwest because the infamous rainy season is on something of a hiatus, and everything is blooming like mad. The first thing you notice is the rhododendrons which are the state flower…for good reason. Forget the wimpy rhodos we have in New York; these are massive, often tree-like plants which produce enormous clusters of bloom in dozens of colors. Being a garden aficionado I couldn’t resist a visit to the Washington Park Arboretum with its thousands of plant species. The rhododendrons and azaleas were in riotous bloom and we spent a few hours walking the 230 acre park. Washington is also noted for its numerous conifer varieties and this was evident at the arboretum; there were conifers of every description. Some had fluffy little tufts all along their branches, some were weeping varieties and of course there was my favorite, the monkey tree.

At the end of the arboretum was the most spectacular little Japanese garden. It had all the elements one looks for in a great Japanese Garden; a koi pond with some of the biggest koi I have ever seen, meandering gravel paths and fabulous little tea house. It was very peaceful and serene, and I took a lot of pictures which I will try to get posted soon.

The Tourists

Today we decided to trek down to Pike Place Market in downtown Seattle because Ken has never seen it. After some consideration we opted to take the bus because the commuter train leaves less frequently leaving much less flexibility with regard to return time. There was some trepidation on my part because of my limited experiences with the CDTA system at home which is comprised of filthy buses full of really sketchy characters. I have to say I was pleasantly surprised.

One thing I did not realize is that when the buses near the Seattle city limits they go into a tunnel for buses only. There are numerous stops along the way and I was surprised by how nice the platforms were. They were clean, well lighted and it was easy to navigate to the escalator to the street. We walked three blocks to Pike Place Market and it was like being submerged into a different world.

It is immediately apparent that the Seattle grunge scene is very much alive and well and we saw a lot of spikes, mohawks and piercings on young and old alike. There were also a lot of homeless people wrapped in cardboard and sleeping under benches and trees; fortunately there was a lot less panhandling than we experienced in Pioneer Square.

The market is an amazing place. There are three levels with hundreds of little shops selling every imaginable item from hookahs to fresh fish. Every possible nationality is represented here; there are shops selling Mexican day-of-the-dead dolls and stalls selling Tibetan prayer flags and incense. The food shops were amazing as well; I saw French bakeries, pierogi stands and stalls of Vietnamese street food. And the fresh fruit, vegetable and flower markets were beautiful, rivaling any of those in New York City.

The general flavor in Seattle is much less frenetic than the Big Apple and I felt a lot safer there; it was busy but lacked the breathless and exhausting tension found in New York. It’s also substantially cleaner; I read somewhere that the frequent rains serve to wash away a lot of the city crud that tends to build up in the wake of humanity.

After hanging around downtown for several hours and having a nice meal in a funky little lunch place, we headed back to the underground bus stop. We spent a total of five bucks apiece to travel down to Pike Place which is an incredible deal when you consider the aggravation of driving there in the horrendous Seattle traffic and finding a place to park. We are thinking about going back.

Greetings from Seattle

The Professor and I arrived in Seattle a couple of days ago for a vacation and it has taken a few days to rid myself of the jet lag cobwebs and write something lucid. It has been five years since my last visit and since I have relatives living here, I thought it was time.

One reason I don’t travel more is because I hate to fly. I’m not afraid to fly or anything like that, but anyone who has flown in the last few years knows what I am talking about. Everything about it seems designed to bring out the absolute worst in humanity. The hassle starts at the security checkpoint and ends when you pick up your luggage from the carousel…if your luggage is indeed there. There are just so many reasons to hate flying that I consider it a minor miracle that people actually do it.

Fortunately our flight was not too bad. We had an equal number of takeoffs and landings, our luggage arrived intact and we didn’t have to put up with anyone too obnoxious on the plane. Our flight in Portland was canceled, but they were kind enough to rebook us on a flight leaving a half hour later. Not bad when you consider just how wrong this can go.

Our hotel ended up being a nice little surprise. It was recently renovated (their website wasn’t lying) and we have a nice room overlooking the Green River that no one seems to have smoked in. There is a great walking trail along the river which we have been using every morning, and we found a train station a block from the hotel which will take us to downtown Seattle for $2.50. Since parking in downtown Seattle is for masochists, this is an awfully good choice. The hotel has a decent free breakfast in the morning, internet access and free coffee all day….amazing.

On our first day we met up with my cousin who took us to a fabulous Chinese restaurant. Out here they are much more authentic; we were the only white people in the place and there was no fork to be found which is a sign that you are in a place that caters primarily to Chinese. The restaurant was part of a giant strip mall of Chinese shops of every description. We browsed through some of the shops after we ate dinner and it was fascinating; some of the oddest things I have ever seen were for sale. Every kind of live fish you can imagine was for sale, strange fruits and vegetables and all kinds of herbs in boxes with inscrutable characters I could not read. My cousin bought some fresh fish, and while we were standing in line at the checkout stand I saw bamboo ear spoons for sale! Their function is apparently just exactly what you might think…very strange. Maybe I’ll pick up one for Sean….

Into the Fray

One of my colleagues gave me a newspaper clipping a few years ago which I have pinned up in my cubicle. It’s a photograph of a woman attempting to hold back a rather large group of military types; my guess is that seconds after the photo was taken she was trampled by this angry mob. He cut out the picture and gave it to me because he said it reminded him of what my job must be like.

The biggest battle on this job is, without a doubt, the whole issue of content filtering which is required by law for a school district. You can almost hear the screams about censorship from there, can’t you? I get angry emails daily from teachers who insist that I am hampering their freedom and inhibiting learning. The irony in all of this is that my only criteria for whether or not I “whitelist” a website is how much impact it will have on the network.

About 18 months ago I had to turn off the streaming audio and video category on our filter. We were plagued by phone calls from people whining about how slow the internet was, so I contacted the wide area guys at BOCES who provided me with a nifty little breakdown of where my bandwidth was going. I was astounded to see how much of the pipe was being used by “junk” traffic like streaming radio, so I made the decision to turn it off. My reasoning was that adding sites to an allow list is way easier than tracking down the offending user, and trying to explain the concept of finite bandwidth to a teacher is like nailing jello to a tree.

The internet slowdowns stopped, but I got a lot of hate mail from teachers who claim I destroyed their “teachable moments” (for those of you who do not work in education, a “teachable moment” is French for “I’m too lazy to do a lesson plan”). My rebuttal is that I am happy to add a site to the allow list…all they need to do is provide me with a URL. Most of them send along a link and I accommodate them by giving them same day service. Interestingly enough, the ones who scream the loudest don’t bother sending me anything.

Like most technology issues it is still a work in progress. We have kicked around the idea of using a packet shaper, but I hate throwing hardware at a people problem and at this point I have a sizable white list in place. Packet shapers tend to cause their own little set of issues, and lowering the priority of streaming is still going to dent people who are using it for instructional purposes…which is contrary to what I wanted to accomplish in the first place.

The Spring Tour

Every spring I must do a driving tour of all my favorite nurseries to get the materials for spring planting. They all have different little specialties and styles, and each one is more fun than the next. It’s imperative that the tour be scheduled before the insane Mother’s Day shoppers, so I went last weekend.

My first stop is 30 miles south to Story’s Nursery in Freehold. With the price of gas being what it is I almost crossed it off my list, but it’s a tradition and I can’t start my garden without a visit. They had a massive fire that leveled the place a couple of years ago, but the rebuilt store is just lovely and worth the trip. It’s the only place I can find the giant nicotianas I like, and their rose selection is usually pretty good. A lot of my David Austin roses have come from there.

The next stop on my trek is Pigliavento’s Greenhouse in Guilderland. They always seem to be my best source for specialty annuals and the only place I have ever seen the Black Magic geraniums I like so much. They are a red so dark as to be nearly black, and do really well in containers.

Not far from Pigliavento’s is the Gade Farm which is probably my hands-down favorite all purpose nursery. It’s a family owned place and the people are super nice. If you are looking for small perennials this is the place, and their prices are fabulous. The bulk of my annuals come from them, heartily supplemented by the Gade Farm gift certificate I get every year from my sweetheart.

Finally, no spring tour would be complete without a trip to the Shaker Shed in Colonie. I discovered this nursery a couple of years ago and it’s the only place that carries burgundy impatiens. They also offer Cut & Come Again zinnias which do just exactly that; it’s an old fashioned variety that’s getting hard to find.

By the time I have made the rounds my Saab looks like the the flower car at a funeral home, and I’m pretty much broke. I’ll get months of pleasure from my purchases, though, and it’s all worth it.

(Un)Civil Service

Many years ago when I was hired by BOCES I was told that some day I would need to take a Civil Service test for my position; I had already worked for another BOCES in a Civil Service capacity, so it came as no surprise to me. Years went past and my colleagues and I waited knowing that eventually we would be classified by the Civil Service gods; when the day finally came it was an experience none of us will forget.

Classifying people like us is tough because we do a little of everything. That, coupled with the fact that the folks who staff the Albany County Civil Service Department bring a new meaning to the term incompetent, and you have a recipe for some serious stress. Some of my colleagues have worked for BOCES for over twenty years, but rather than grandfathering them in, they had to take a test in order to keep their jobs. If someone off the street scored higher than they did, they would be out of a job!

There were a lot of other anxiety-producing rules and directives that went along with this classification process. The people reviewing the applications were apparently masochists; one of the programmers’ application for Civil Service status was denied because she had a degree in Mathematics, not Programming. It did not matter to them that she had been programming for us for seven years! Seniority for everyone was set at zero; we were able to keep our years in the retirement system, but as far as Civil Service was concerned our start date is the day we were given permanent status. And after reaching permanent status we had to be on probation for a year.

You would think our administration would be mighty concerned at the prospect of potentially losing a lot of employees, but instead we were greeted by the gallic shrug of management. Most of them are high enough on the food chain to be exempt from tests. Some people did actually get hired by their respective districts or took different positions to avoid taking the chance of losing their jobs.

I am happy to report that I finally reached permanent status as a Network Administrator, but it doesn’t end there. A few weeks ago I found out that my district was planning on posting my job at a higher rate, effectively giving me a raise. Nifty, huh? Except I can’t apply for my own job because the Senior Network Administrator exam I took and passed does not count!

Isn’t Civil Service great?

The Rituals of Spring

It’s probably safe to say that spring is officially here. Everyone has their own personal benchmarks for this, and mine usually revolve around some of the spring rituals I perform every year.

The first ritual is the stowing of the snow shovels. This is always done with a certain amount of trepidation because I’m not superstitious, but rather very aware of nature’s fickle ways. It would be a bummer to put the shovels away only to have to unearth them a week or two later. Sending the shovels to the farthest reaches of my property is like putting a period at the end of a sentence; I do not want to have to revise.

Several years ago I discovered drip irrigation which works really well, but requires some attention in the spring. There are always some emitters that don’t make it through the winter, the mainline tubing sometimes heaves up out of the ground and critters have been known to chew holes in some of the tubing, but once the leaks are spotted and repaired it’s a beautiful thing. I learned early in the game to do a leak check before the plants get too tall or it’s like wrestling an anaconda in the jungle.

The final ceremony (and my personal favorite) is putting the screens in the windows. Of course this means washing every window in the place, but it’s a small price to pay for fresh air and the sound of the birds in the morning. I have to tolerate a little more street noise with the storms off, but when the lilacs and roses start to bloom and their scent wafts into the house, it’s all worth it.

Let the summer begin.

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